What the iPhone autocorrects "fuck" to, when never do you ever actually mean to type "duck".
Guy texting: "baby, I'm going to duck the shit out of you later."
Girl texting: "please tell me you mean fuck...?"
Guy texting: "ugh, yes. Ducking Siri."
81π 26π
Either a duck like an animal or either when you have to bend down suddenly.
"Duck! It's a Duck"
17π 4π
Ducks, other known as as vile, terrifying despicable creatures that walk the earth to simply terrify. You try to like feed their ducklings and they're all like "Nah mate, I'll fucking swoop yo' ass"
So then you're like "Holy shit mother fucker!" and you get the fuck out of there!
Me: Aw look, some cute ducklings, let's feed them!
Father duck: Oh hell no! *runs after me with it's head down looking like a demonic piece of shit running at me*
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIEEETTTTTT
48π 16π
Someone that is extremely sensitive, but also has many peaks of extreme ego. So you can't give a compliment, because it feeds to the person's ego too much, and you can't poke fun because he or she is too sensitive. There is no middle ground, therefore, all you can do is keep your mouth shut and watch them wobble from one side of their personality to the other and quack about bizarre things.
I tried to flirt with this guy, however, he transformed into a duck after I fed him a compliment and tried to poke fun with him.
24π 6π
Noun - The end of a "blunt" which is marijuana rolled in a cigar. The paper version "joint" ends up as a "roach"
We shared that blunt with 20 people, and by the time it got to me; All I got was the duck.
29π 10π
The dick that you are currently fucking. Meant to dehumanize and strip away the face and personality attached to the genitals that are taking care of your sexual needs during a brief period between more serious love interests.
Raquel: βOh my god, Paul, Iβm so sorry. I think I accidentally invited my duck to your pool party.β
Paul: βWhat duck, Raquel? No pets allowed.β
Raquel: βNo. I invited the dick that Iβm fucking to your party. Heβs my duck right now.β
Paul: βOh. Well. No dicks either. My momβs really strict.β
52π 20π