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Another unecessarily crass alternative to 'Wow'. It's along the same lines as 'I'll be damned' or 'Holy Shit!' but a little more unique. It has a good ring to it thanks to rhyming a bit and it's novelty.
Chad - Whoa, he actually made it!
Dan - Well dip me in duck shit, I figured there was no way..
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When you are in a public bathroom taking a shit and someone else comes in and takes a nasty shit and leaves before you get done. You end up getting blamed for it by everyone that comes in after that.
"Man, I was at work taking a shit and Billy came in the next stall and dropped a bomb and left. When I walked out everybody thought it was me. I was a shitting duck."
A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.
When I was threatened by that mobster, I was a shitting duck.
Where you fuck a girl so hard her vagina makes quacking noises like a duck
Bob - Did you fuck her?
John - Yeah I got to duck the shit out of her
Bob - ?????
John - I fucked her til her vagina quacked like a duck
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a golden duck statue that you shoved up your friends ass without consent.
It is often used as an insult for people who are really annoying, musty af or both
Oliver looks like the shit duck