duct tape

shutting bitches up since 1942

Person 1: And then I was like "omg," and then he was like "wtf" and i was like "idk" and he was like "stfu"

Person 2: wishes he had duct tape.

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Duck-Ducting

The act of abducting a duck.

"You know what I feel like doing today?" Joe said.
"What is that, Joe?" Asked Bob.
"I feel like duck-ducting." Joe replied,

Duct Tape

Make things that shouldn't move stay put. The opposite of WD40.

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Fuck Duct

Any orifice on a female that you can insert your cock into.

Man, that chick had the best fuck duct I’ve ever cum across.

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duct tape

The solver of all of lifes problems. It will fix ANYTHING, even your love life.

Much like Google, duct tape is God

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Duct Tape

If you cant fix it with duct tape, well then you didnt use enough duct tape.

Dave: I used the duct tape but it still wont work.
Steve: Use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!

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Duct Tape

An invention so amazing only Chuck Norris could invent it.

Duct tape is self explanatory.