when your owned by an elderly gentleman
"das right, fuck PETA"
"I don't know you, friend, but that kind of language is inappropriate for an open forum that has children who read these comments. Your actions have consequences."
"nigga just got duffed"
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Giving oral pleasure after the receipt of an unexpected gift.
Hillary received a beautiful engagement ring. Right after, she was caught on camera duffing her boyfriend on the barcalounger.
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An acronym for Designated Ugly Friend. Every hot girl has a DUF simply to make her look that much hotter. This strategy also works for average looking girls.
Hey Bill, here comes Mary and her DUF. I call Mary!
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Referring to when you royally screw something up. Sometimes when you miss an easy shot in a sport.
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Britney: Oh my god, why is she your friend?
Jessica: I know shes ugly, but shes my duf.
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Designated Ugly Friend - the one obligatory fat chick in every group of hot chicks. see running interference
Damn, all those chicks are hot except for that one. Bailey's gonna take the duff home tonight.
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to demolish, destroy , beat down, kill, or win against an oppenent
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