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That point in time where you gut starts to cramp up and you know you are going to have a violent bowel movement in the immediate future.
I was on my way home and entered the Dunham Zone while I was stuck in traffic. I had to tense my entire body in order to make it to the gas station.
A simple and cost-effective way to diet and lose weight . No need for exercise. Simply looking at a picture of Lena Dunham will reduce your appetite by inducing nausea and vomiting. Works for the average person, anorexics and bulimics.
I've lost 10 pounds in the last 2 weeks by following the Dunham Diet. It works. I had no idea that just looking at pictures of a doughy appetite suppressant can help me lose weight!
A racially and/or ethnically oblivious person
There are a lot of Lena Dunhams at this Father John Misty concert.
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The last recipient of the Medal of Honor(posthumous), the highest possible military award. A Corporal in the Marine Core, Dunham was part of 4th Platoon, Company K, 7th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, 1 Marine Expeditionary force during Operation Iraqi Freedom. Dunham died April 22, 2004. 8 days before, when an enemy grenade was thrown into his unit, Dunham selflessly put his Kevlar helmet down on top of it and threw himself down on top of it, saving the lives of many other Marines. For this, he was awarded the Medal of Honor.
Cpl. Jason Dunham was one of the bravest people I've heard of.
The Dunham Zone, named after KTCK 967 and 1310 The Ticket's George Dunham, is a very specific zone entered when the need to visit the devil's closet and move one's bowels arises while driving, usually long distance on a highway, without a suitable public restroom within reasonable proximity. If there's a Buc-ee's or better nearby, you are not in the Dunham Zone.
I was on the road about an hour outside of Austin when I found myself in the Dunham Zone, and had to choose between a Love's and a Flying J.
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The greatest ventriloquist of all time
Ed McMahon: "Good evening Walter"
Jeff Dunham(as Walter): "Shut the hell up!"
Ed: "How are you?"
Walter: "Don't you have some envelopes to lick?!"
Jeff(as walter)to John Kruk: "What do ya know, out of 3 million sperm, thats the one that got through!"
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Another example of a great comedian being absolutely ruined by 13 year olds constantly quoting his routine in an effort to be funny. Also see Dave Chappelle.
13 year old: SILENCE! I KILL YOU!
Other guy: You know what the difference between you and Jeff Dunham is? You're not Jeff Dunham. So shut up.
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