Darin Durbin

The methed out wimpy guy who sleeps with your girl while you are away.

Man dude, that guy's pulling a Darin Durbin on me. If I ever get a hold of him I'll rip him up.

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Dickie Durbin

Dickie Durbin.

1) An untrustworthy US Senator from Illinois.

2) An untrustworthy condom

I was two knuckles deep in this chick when she said, “We will no longer surrender our country to the false song of globalism”. That’s when I knew that I was going balls deep. So I grab my “Dicky Durbin”, slap it on, and dive in. I’m trying to knock the back wall out and she yells “They’re turning the frickin frogs gay” and it was like millions of lives screamed out and were suddenly silenced. I was literally shaking. To my horror I found out my “Dickie Durbin” busted shortly before I did. She then tells me that “You knew Dickie blew DACA” and “You can’t trust Dickie Durbin”. But she was a trooper . She flipped over and told me to throw it in her “Haiti”

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Alac Durbin

To shoot a loaded firearm without steadying the weapon.

Tyler:Did you just shoot his trunk and miss him you idiot?
Alac:Shit I did, let's just bolt man.
Cochise:Alac Durbin, you're under arrest for attempted murder.

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Dirtball Durbin

A Dirtball Durbin is usually a dirty-brown haired male, who is almost 100% of the time gay. He is always looking to get butt fucked, and doesn't ever get any pussy. Dirtball Durbin is the dirtiest of the dirts, and is known by everyone as a Dirtball. The only time a girl calls him cute is out of pity.

Person 1: Look at that greasy faggot over there!

Person 2: Hey, that's Dirtball Durbin!

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pulling a Durbin

The act of constantly misplacing stuff, and acting like a general imbecile

oh my god, I just lost my car keys. What a stupid time to start pulling a durbin

James Durbin

Um, the most awesome singer on American Idol. His voice is like juicy penguins on an ice cream cone while skipping in the Arctic Ocean.... on a blue whale.

Man: "James Durbin freaking rocks!"
Dude: "OH MY GOSH IT'S LIKE JUICY PENGUINS ON AN ICE CREAM CONE WHILE SKIPPING IN THE ARCTIC OCEAN ..... on a blue whale."
Man: wtf?

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lauren durbin

The hottest girl that is thicker then u can imagine that has the cutest laugh and smile and her personality is amazing she is just perfect all around flawless!

Damn look at Lauren Durbins ass,shittt