Durf

Noun- A person who is an idiot or acts like a fool.

"Whoa, did you see that dude wipeout?" 'Yeah, durf!"

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Durf

A shitty mod creator that only cares about money.

If you become a Durf in life, you are a shitty, heartless person.

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Durf

Mystic savior of Mudpit. When he was born, half the fifes exploded, signifying his incredible gift. Alive during the Middle Ages, he was the only person who could harness the fifes. Oh ya, he went insane and killed everyone. He started with France. But not French Canada. Cuz that's where my dads family is from. See also: fife

Thank goodness Durf is here to stop the fifes... Holy shit he's the one controlling them!

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Durfing

The act of dry humping while making out, mostly between "normal mormons" in Provo, Utah. A typical hookup among mormon millenials involves making out and durfing aka "dick surfing" at a lookout spot such as the Y parking lot or Squaw Peak

"Dude I totally hooked with this chick from my ward last night"
"Yeah? Is she good in bed?"
"I dont really know man we were just making out and durfing in the backseat of my car"

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Durfing

Durfing is the combination of the words Denim and Surfing. It’s a common act between 2 people who are remaining abstinent, but trying to show the highest level of affection possible. That, or they are just there to have fun. Either way, it’s a common pass-time of teenagers who aren’t ready for kids.

Bro! You’ll never believe it! I saw Jessica and Kyle Durfing in the Wendy’s Parking Lot!

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Durfing

The act, most commenly used by mormon girls, of dry humping through clothes. Often accompanied by blue balls on the part of the guy and a guilty concience in the part of the girl.

We were durfing so hard on her counter I thought my dick might break.

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durf

The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.

That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire

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