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a famous quote from terpsguy aka dhbaseball14, vonrow misspelling because of auto correct (1.23.2021)
You: pja is better than whisper airlines
Terpsguy: have fun during during dieing
The period of time where you're forced to change your lifestyle or be left to suffer alone, because your government told you to.
During lockdown, I found myself playing video games most of the time, when I should've started college this year.
definition: bored and dumb when covid is a thing. for those of you reading this in the future, IM REALLY BORED PLEASE HELP ME!!
definition: me during covid
example:
random person: whats up
me: it's magically delicious
random: what's wrong with you?
me: anything and everything
random: oh...
me: ...
random: I'm just gonna leave
me: can i get a HOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Power tugging - grabbing and pulling the hair of your lover during sex
When engaged in any type of sexual contact i.e. Coitus, foreplay etc and your partner grabs and pulls your hair during sex, hair pulling during sex
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Girl: -Fuck me you white piece of shit
-Aw, it's cute
-...is it on backwards?
-Where's the tv remote?
-Did you start yet?
-I like your ceiling
-You might want to get checked out after this
-I want a baby
Guy: -Aw I hate tuna...
-Here's the condom I said I would use
-What is THAT?
-Maybe we should have kept the lights off...
-FUCK SHIT TITS
-Come on... Those HAVE to be plastic
There are just some things NOT to say during sex...
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A very common phenomenon in which a female undergoing the process of reproduction will exclaim the given title of a partner with whom she has previously undergone the reproductive process with.
"ohh fuck I like it Jerry," girl shouts wrong name during sex
"I'm Josh ,honey", her husband responded
About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour
I watched a video of Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex
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