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A bartending landscaper with riding thighs that try’s to trap men like Medusa, but with pictures of her butthole under the guise that she’s worried about having ticks on it
Man, she is one dirty Durkin. Sends me a pic of her B hole right out of nowhere asking if I see any ticks.
sam gurking pusy hole allways chats online but not in person he got beat up and is scaired of girls once a fat boy put him up against a wall
Gurking tower he likes throwing temper tantrums
bent little lad cant fight whiter than snow
The attractiveness of a girl as perceived by a guy is increased exponentially by her willingness to have sex with/date said guy.
Eddie: Hey David, how do you feel about Becca?
Davide: Ah, she's kind of gross, man.
(The next day)
Becca: So I've always really sort of liked you, David. I'd like to be more than friends.
David: I feel the same way, Becca.
(The next day)
Eddie: Clearly, the Kulp-Durkin principle applies here.
A school that is 90% mexican and filled with bitches thinking they everything. Don't go to that school they will bully you to death. Durkin Park elementary school is not that good
Durkin Park elementary school is a okish school
For a man to receive oral stimulation by female or male while clenching fecal matter between the cheeks of the gluteus maximus until finally reaching a climax and releasing the clenched buttocks to reveal a messy brown disaster from within escaping the barrier that once was.
"Hey, will you give me a Dingle Durkin tonight?"
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An object, graph, or image that has been rotated to deceive the viewer about its true orientation or form.
Unlike the Dutch angle in German expressionist cinema, which is used to evoke unease, a Durkin is used to mislead.
The Tower of Pisa looks upright in that photo! That photo is a right Durkin.
A Giggle Durkin is the act of a man receiving oral stimulation, by male or female, as the person giving oral stimulation laughs hysterically while at the base of the penis during oral sex to cause the tonsils to tighten repeatedly therefore forming a tighter barrier and creating a new stimulation more pleasurable for the man receiving it.
"Yo guys! I wanted a regular blowjob but I got a Giggle Durkin instead. I'm so lucky."