Dwarf

When you’re under average height also known as Ethan

Ethan is a dwarf, he’s so small!

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Dwarf

Is one of the greatest race ever. They are often found on cold places in videogames, but in real life they live among us average tall people. The Dwarves is maybe short in lenght but their penises grows larger on the skin, meat and all other things that could be used on other things. n other words. They are truly awesome.

That Dwarf got a penis almost longer than Trygve's!

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Dwarfed on

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Usually done to someone by a dominant person or team.

Tenacious D: "Have you ever been dwarfed on - by two guys who are hot for your snatch?"

So I was totally dwarfin' on this chick that I met at the pumpkin patch, I think she had achondroplasia

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Dwarfing

When two dwarfs, or one dwarf and another are fucking. Often is referenced when a man talks to his buds about might prostitution rings that he has visited.

a. Hey how was your night?
b. My night was great! I went dwarfing last night!
a. Really! i have always wanted to try that!

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dwarf

How to recognize and handle with a dwarf:

A dwarf is a person with a strong mind, little height and a nasty temper.
You should never mess with a dwarf, except you want to get kicked your booty.
Dwarfgirls may seem cute but can be really anoiying and breathtaking sometimes.
Female dwarfs don`t grow beards!!! But they may sometimes use false beards for protection.
Never underestimate a dwarf!!! It isn`t good for your health.

Pwets: Wow that`s what I call a dwarf. Isn`t it cute?!
Carlo: What a sheepish little beard it wears!
Dwarf: Wait until I get you!
(kicks Pwets badly in the ass)
Pwets: I was only trying to be nice, really.
Dwarf: Tell that to my husband.
(walks away steaming)

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dwarfed

An adjective describing the effects of smoking herbal incense intended as use for a legal high. Some brands include: Black Magic Smoke, Amsterdam Dreams, Yellow Mellow, etc. The high effect is different than that of Marijuana, and creates its own category. The name derives from Dwarf Skull, which may be found in some herbal smoking blends.

When you drink you get drunk.
When you smoke weed you get high.
When you smoke herbs, you get dwarfed.

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dwarf

"Dwarf" is slang for a marijuana cigarette which has been almost completely consumed.

Don't crush that dwarf, hand me a the pliers! - Firesign Theatre

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