Random
Source Code
Random
Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Also, the eyes are the groin of the head.
Guy A: “Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”
Person 1: Have you heard of that great beet farmer named Dwight Schrute
Person 2: You mean that wonderful salesman?
Person 1: Yes!
1👍 2👎
The best character on the satirical pseudo-documentary The Office. Projects a Vladimir Putin-like charisma and is knowledgeable about everything, from German (mostly pre-industrial religious) to farming beets to mold extermination. He also an authority on bears, weaponry, health care plans, sabotage, and the supernatural. Played by the inimitable Rainn Wilson.
Dwight Kurt Schrute:
"How would I describe myself?
Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "
*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."
20👍 1👎