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Dyslexic is a race. This race is studied and know as he in between of indian and African American. This race is very rare as less than 1% of the population have it making it the rarest race know to man.
Hey man what race are you?
Oh I’m dyslexic!!
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A rather long preamble to the main point of what someone is trying to say. It's the story before the story that people with dyslexia often find themselves telling before they can tell you the thing they wanted to tell you.
A lot of dyslexisms end with the phrase, "..Wait, what were we talking about?" or, "...I'm sorry, I've lost my train of thought."
A stranger asked me a question the other day and I found myself talking to her for about 15 minutes before she interrupted and said, "Can you please just answer my question?" Embarrassed, I asked that she forgive me my dyslexism and to please repeat the question.
She replied, "Yes, of course!" then repeated her question, "Are you in line for the bathroom?"
When you dont know how to read or type big sentences.
Your friend:Hey
You: i um hi
Your friend: Whats wrong
You: I HAVE DYSLEXISM
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If you can spell it, your not
Doctor: Please spell Dyslexic
Man: Huh?
Doctor: That'll be a yes then...
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dis-lecks-i-kal
adj, verb
1. becoming dyslexic; the process where you constantly type or write letters in a different order than you intended.
2. the process of learning something and getting the processes completely ass-backwards (in reference to graph movements etc.)
I am dyslexical today, as I have 5 typos in that last sentence.
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