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A sickly little person who is really pale and keeps to themselves. Is also a little odd looking. Looks like a curvy lil peener
"Do you see that E.T. over there? Have they ever seen the sun?"
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E.T was a good alien, but is usually affiliated with a muslim, but he is quiet the opposite....
e.g E.T looked better, he smelt better, he learnt English, he didnt claim benefits, had his own fucking bike and wanted to go home
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An alien character in the Filthy Frank Show. He claimed that humans kept him away from going back on Earth. Sometimes, he jacks off to the Avatar movie, which he leaves marks of his semen on Frank's MacBook. He surely loves cocaine, but may have died once from it. He generally speaks with telepathy
COCAINE IS FUCKING AWESOME - E.T.
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When one gets half a boner then hides it using the stretchy, extra-skin, of his nuts causing a third testicle look 2 one's nuts!
When he busted out the E.T. she ran screaming, "HE HAS THREE NUTZ!!!!!"
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The feature of middle long toes on your foot that sticks out and resembles the profile of E.T.
Frequently noticed by those with foot fetishes.
Look at Jenny's feet! She has an E.T. toe!!
All of the following to qualify as a "E.T.":
1.Her name must be Erica.
2.His name must be Tommy
3.Her favorite movie must be The Notebook.
4.The girl must be sweet enough that she wouldn't hurt a fly but instead give it a bed and breakfast and allow it to stay as long as it wants. When necessary she may need to release all of the bull shit people give her and have a who fucking cares moment.
5.They can't live in the same town.....unless he moves:)
6.The guy must say Erica to her before telling her goodnight. If he fails to remember then he will get put in jail for 50 years or just have to kiss her good bye.(Her choice)
7.If he is being a dick, man whore, or anything else Erica may not like she should tell him. He may not realize that he is but all he wants to do is make sure she is happy, when shes happy he's happy. So when he IS, she should TELL HIM right at that moment.
8.He must wear Pink and Green shoes(different colors on each foot)
9.She has been the best friend friend a guy could have. He doesn't have really anybody he can tell things because he goes to a big school where you don't get that close to people. She probably ever understand what she means to him. She has changed him in so many ways just by being there for him.
He wishes he could see her every day but the couple of hours he may have with her every couple of months means more than anything in the world to. He is wondering if she reads this....she should text him every time she reads this:)
They are such a E.T. said Rachel.
They ain't no aliens girl! De'Marcus said with a black voice.
No, I mean they are E.T.'s. Explained Rachel.
Whatchu talkin bout Willis!?! Questioned De'Marcus.
Nevermind! yelled Rachel.
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E.T.R. Middle school is a land of lying, pot smoking, kev's dancing, white, losers who think they're all that. I should know, I go there.
E.T. Richardson kids are the future......sike.
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