Studies show that the leading cause of death for Middle Eastern men is EBF syndrome.
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Girl: wanna be my bf?
Guy: uhh we’ve never met irl
Girl: You could be my ebf!
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East Butt Fucking Egypt
Which means out in the middle of nowhere
We've been driving for 30 minutes and I haven't seen anything yet, where the fuck are we: EBF Egypt!
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AKA Exam Boyfriend
When exam stress is high, singles feel the need for creature comfort so they resort to the Exam Boyfriend. Criteria for an EBF:
-must provide food (esp. pizza)
-must cuddle
-must help with the studying process
-must help partner 'de-stress'
"I hear Lisa got herself an EBF for finals. He meets all the criteria, I'm so jealous!"