EFL Teacher

One who teaches English as a Foreign Language. Usually a native speaker of the language teaching outside his/her country of origin. A career which attracts the adventurous, the eccentric and the sociopathic.

Barman 1: Who's that cool motherfucker ?
Barman 2: Don't know, but last night he came in smoking a joint, asked me where the nearest brothel is, drank a whole bottle of whisky, did some coke off Mia's tits, fucked her, buggered her and left. I think he's an EFL teacher.
Barman 1: Shit, that's so cool. I wish I was him. Oh, look- he's just knocked out two of the bouncers with one punch.

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EFL

English as First Language
When someone whose first language is English speaks their own language more poorly than many others who learned it as a second language. Often they will make grammatical mistakes that would be uncommon among ESL (English as Second Language) folks.

Fred: "Why do we have to go to school. I didn't learn nothing useful in there. I skipped HS I could of went but I could care less what they think I need to learn, I'm doing good without wasting my time."
George: "Man, you have a serious case of EFL!"