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A species of anthropomorphic eggs with superhuman abilities, can typically live up to 15 Septenvigintillion years. however.. more powerful Egs, such as: Lord Eg, and Wide Eg (and undead type Egs) can live for an infinite amout of years
I met an Eg today and he almost killed me.. Why do they hate humans so much?!
A funny cunt who looks like the re-carnation of Harambe
Me: Look at Harambe, he be chatting the girls
You: Ohh, no thats just Ege
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To persist with an arguement, or some sort of abuse after the initial attack has ended, or after one of the arguers/abusers have stopped.
Person A: Hey jerkface, how are you this morning!?
Person B: Shut the heck up dude
Person A: fine, I'll stop
Person B: Yeah that's right
Person B: If you do it again I'll punch you in the face retard
Person B: Go kill yourself
Person A: Ok, stop, you're just egging it on, and I already said I would stop
Person B: OH! Now I understand, I am an idiot.
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Egging is fun prank that the youth of today enjoy alot. It is the art of throwing eggs, usally at cars, houses and sometimes people. Its really annoying, stinks and is a bitch to clean off. But its fun to do, to watch people shout at you and looks great when the egg explodes all of a surface, even better if its a person! When you throw loads of eggs at one thing it is called slaugtering. It is usally done on halloween.
"Lets go egging tonight"
"We just slaughtered that guys car!"
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A beautiful, smart, and funny girl that never stops to amaze you. She is a person you could never get bored of and always feel the happiest you've ever been by simply being around her. She brings out the best of you while at the same time accepting and loving the worst of you. She is perfect in any way possible and truly someone you can be grateful for any second you have with them.
Because of all of that she deserves the most caring and loving partner and you try your best to give her that each day.
"oh my god did your girlfriend gifted you this for valentines day?"
"yeah, Ege always finds the best presents."
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The act of throwing eggs. Targets can be either random or predetermined, and can include houses, cars, people or general city property.
Inflicts damage on houses, and is annoyingly hard to clean off cars and clothes, at times impossible.
An enjoyable experience.
"Hey I've got my mum's car today, want to go egging?"
"Eh. May as well."
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