EMS

Extra Marital Sex, which usually refers to the Emergency Medical Service.

Once we started an EMS service all our employees have been getting divorces.

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EMS

Acronym for the necessities of a teenager or college student, in the order that they do them when they get home. It stands for eat masturbate sleep.

"I'm playing COD when I get home."
"I'm too tired for that. I'll just EMS."

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Emely

Emely is the most coolest,funniest,lit,beautiful girl anyone will ever met. She will have your back like no other. She will fall love with a friend who was there for her. She is someone who you want to have in ur life.

Emely is the most beautiful and happiest girl u will ever met

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EMS

"Eat my Shit"

It's like saying "Not this time"

John: "Please let me win this race!"

Gabriel: "Ems this time."

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EMS

Emergency Masturbation Secession
To masturbate; To Fuck oneself

Dude, I totally just EMSed - I totally just masturbate

*Lame joke told* "Go EMS right now! not even kidding, now!" - "Go Fuck yourself!"

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EMS

Eat My Shit

BOB: Hey Sally your ugly.
SALLY: STFU BOB EMS !

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EMS

Eat My Shorts

In reply to someone where a smart-assed comment is to be expected: You could say EMS Eat My Shorts. Another like reply would be BM Bite Me. I didn't see that last one on your site either.

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