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Ernesto is an angry italian man. You can often find him standing on the corner of his street asking why people have parked out the front of his house. He likes wood and telling you he worked on that house. He has a hard head but a soft spot for Lupini’s.
Person 1: who is that person standing on the corner in his jocks?
Person 2: ohhh thats just Ernesto, he has a Rottweiler.
Person 1: he looks like Vince Colosimo
A super hot guys most even call him daddy he’s also good at fortnite and in bed
Did you see Ernesto play fortnite he’s a god
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The beastly one. The most sexiest man alive. Not a beaner. The best.
WOW! Michelle, did you see Ernesto's dick!
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The Ernesto is the act of fucking a chick with a condom on, and then at the last minute, right before you come, without warning, pulling the condom off. The goal is to cum all over the girl and make as big a mess as is possible, much to her surprise. It is not an Ernesto unless it is an unwanted surprise for the girl. It makes little sense and is completely inconsiderate, which make the thoughtless act quite entertaining. It is so named after being pioneered by an Italian man named Ernesto.
"dude, I was about to cum and I figured "fuck it, I don't even like this chick", so I had to Ernesto her at the last minute"
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When a male jacks off and cums on his own chest.
G: Hey Santo! Why is your shirt stuck to your chest?
Santo: I just pulled the Ernesto!
G: Nice
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Good looking people who are also fans of great football teams
Look, that guy must be an Ernesto, because he likes Independiente Santa Fe
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the act of which one has a desire for ankles
stop with the ernestoe and do something else, Steve!