A kind, intelligent person who likes gaming, learning, and is really good at staying up late. A good friend who's fun to be around. He has a stash of candy that he owes.
"ervine is still gaming?? its 2am."
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A cool guy. A very cool guy. The coolest guy. Heโs most likely a dad, but heโs still a real cool guy. Donโt beep with him, or youโll get swerved.
Sometimes heโs just too cool for school, so he skips it. If youโre lookinโ for a man, he is the way to go.
Have you met ervins? Heโs a dad in more ways than one
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The dude gives 0 fucks. Like seriously man! You try to vent but the dude will just put his hand on your face and push you the fuck aside. I mean, the guys a dick. One time, a girl at our school was going to confess her feelings to him and just when she was about to give him his gift, the fucking asshole grabbed it and threw it in the trash! THE TRASH!! The one next to the boys bathroom! Well at least he did one good thing, he made that girl a lesbian.
Ervin is a dick
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A man known to have a small penis
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.Girl 1: the guy im dating has such a small penis
Girl 2: a guy like that must be an Ervin
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Big forehead, extremely toxic. Bread eating cunt...
His forehead has it's own gravity. That's just Ervin.
Toxicity is key in Ervin's life.
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A gap-tooth piece of shit. A type of person who stays home and plays fortnite. He stinks like shit, doesnโt take showers and loves Brazilian girls. However, not everyone can yap like Ervin, he is a leader.
Hey look itโs Ervin, smells like shit
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FBI: Where did he go
Ervin: Fuck you ara( starts to run)
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