ESPN

A sports channel owned by Disney. Takes all their shit too far and when they're too butthurt over Favre, the Yankees, or anything in the MLB, then they won't show highlights when they are suppose to. Sportscenter is cheap too. They give it that ghetto like flavor because somehow they believe their main demographic is black street thugs. When they spew shit from their mouths the most, it's from the rigged championship games, and don't inform if they really were cheating because they hold bias opinions and like to show them off in an arrogant way (ex: the Steelers). Many athletes plan to sue ESPN for humilating them and for how much they can't report and anchor for caca.

ESPN anchor: Phillies win the World Series! Oh my god! Yes! Let's go and cover this for like 3 weeks.
Viewer: 3 weeks! The postseason only lasted for ONE week. Plus baseball sucks. *changes channel and eventually flips back tp ESPN where it shows the anchorman raping Favre*
ESPN Anchor: Uh, OH NO!
Favre: *girly scream*

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ESPN

Entertainment (and) Sports Programming Network

Like MTV and MTV2, there is ESPN and there is ESPN2.

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ESPN

A network that shuns the best sport in the world, hockey, and obsesses over the worst league in the world, the NBA. And also obsesses over the stupidest things for the LONGEST time (ie. penn st, tebow, jeremy lin, NFL in general)

"And now ESPN's top plays, or should i say top play, because it's the same dunk over and over that we have all seen hundreds of times before."

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ESPN

The ability of very dumb blondes to read peoples minds

dumb blonde- wow! it is like I have ESPN or something

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ESPN

Claims to be a "worldwide leader in sports". a malignant misconception since they don't cover F1 racing,rugby or motoGP just to mention a few international sports!!
More like the "leader in US sports!"

1st character:"I wish ESPN could at least cover the F1 racing highlights….."
2nd character:"…SSShhhhhh....they are talking about Barry Bonds on ESPN Hollywood!!!!!!"

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ESPN

Fop definition for ESP. Devised by residents of the Une.

Mees: "I have ESPN!"

Meester: "Uh, you mean, ESP?"

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ESPN

The ability to see future sporting event outcomes.

I have ESPN.

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