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An expression heard monthly over the PA system in schools informing teachers that their paychecks are in. This is often mocked and made fun of by students.
The announcement echoed over the PA system: "Teachers, the eagle has landed."
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An expression meaning "The checks are here!"
commonly used at schools and the like (places that only give out checks once a month)
literature teacher : Yea the Eagle has landed
science teacher: great i need my money!
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What is proudly exclaimed after male genitalia, the eagle, has penetrated the female genitalia for the first time.
"I love you girl" "I love you, babe" *penetration* "the eagle has landed!" *schlop-schlop* "fuck, im done"
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When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
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