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Ella the eal

Some weird slimy thing that squirms around like a dumbass.

"the autistic kid is like ella the eal."

by Meat Mincer October 30, 2018

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There was a young woman from Ealing

A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling

by AmmiceEmilyX February 19, 2013

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ealing fields high school

Ealing fields high school is some wet school in the boston manor area of ealing the year 10’s are calm but the year 9’s are all deading tings. Some leng teachers tho.

β€œInit ealing fields high school is wet”

by Lovelypeachesss xoxo April 7, 2020

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Sophie Alice Eales

She’s a very strong beautiful lady, very helpful, bright and gentle. Her 70s fashion is a shining light. If you come across a sophie you should definitely never let her go.

A princess herself she will shine so bright

Sophie Alice Eales is so beautiful

by Sophie Alice Eales November 23, 2021


Sophie Alice Eales

She’s a very strong beautiful lady, very helpful, bright and gentle. Her 70s fashion is a shining light. If you come across a sophie you should definitely never let her go.

A princess herself she will shine so bright

Sophie Alice Eales is so beautiful

Our princess Diana look a like

by Sophie Alice Eales November 23, 2021


Brrr-eals

During blizzards, snow-storms, polar vortexes, when one of your dumb friends or an idiotic random person points out the obvious fact that it is cold or gonna snow or there is gonna be a historic storm, you can agree with a quaint "Brrr-eals!" and leave them stupefied.

"Oh my GOD! There is gonna be a crazy storm, I'm gonna need to update my social media sites with a cliche status. This is going to be a historic blizzard."

"Brrr-eals!"

"That's all you have to say?"

"Are you being Brrr-eals right now? Please shutup."

"Oh okay..."

by cdg999 January 26, 2015