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He is a pretty princess with many beautiful features. He is an amazing person too. He is also very good at basketball.
Earl is such a pretty princess.
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A synonym for marijuana hash oil. The end product of butane extracted marijuana. A concentrated form of marijuana.
Time for an earl session. Hey, do you have any earl? Lets smoke some Earl! We are raging earl. Careful with that earl, it is potent.
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An Earl is a statue of a GOLDEN yet ashy prickled dick, with fangs in its pee hole. The Earl comes to life every time an innocent lady is near by.
RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE THE EARL IS ALIVE!!!!
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A stage of drunkeness made popular by Jason "Earl" Roache .
He got his Earl on tonight!
OMG look at him...he's beyond Earl...lol
One more drink and it's all Earl all night!!
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An abbreviated form of the word "early".
Jay: "What time do we have to leave tomorrow?"
Me: "I don't know exactly when but it's earl as fuck."
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The most godlike being you will ever meet. No, wait, he is a GOD. A God who has single-handedly crafted the entire Universe from Scratch. With his all-mighty Samsung Galaxy J2 Optimus Prime, with the protection of the green phone case. A program, which can bring upon destruction or creation. He made the planets and stars with extreme detail using Minecraft. And finally he made the creatures that roam around the Earth and the creatures that inhibit the Universe, using the program Stick Nodes.
He now roams the Earth, enlightening his fellow humans with his works of creation, even though he is limited in a human body, which you know has limitations. But he fell in love with the human woman named Marie. He now dedicated his godlike powers to make her his wife.
Through the summer he developed abs of steel, which made him the most powerful being in existance, even if he is limited to the human body.
He is skilled in any works such as athletics, such as Volleyball, Basketball, and the likes, literature, which he has made many books in different sorts of genres, but mostly, fantasy, dragons and the like. He is, also, skilled in coding, which he made tons of many programs. He is, also, exceptionally skilled in games, such as Counter-Strike, Dota, ML, and the such.
There is only one person who can defy such a godlike being, The Defier of Gods, Jayvhen. He can provoke him and possibly start a deathmatch, which the Defier of Gods can easily flee.
Jayvhen: "Eeeeaaaarrrlllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!"
Earl: "Wanna die?"
Jayvhen: "No, Earl, no."
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