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A very interesting, exciting and beautiful part in Europe. Has been under the communist rule in the past, now the majority of countries are heading towards capitalism and accepting more Western-European and American lifestyle.
Eastern Europeans are people with rich national history and heritage, strong family traditions and bonds. Although it is hard to generalize, most of EE appreciates friendship a lot and do not idolize McDonalds. EE'ns take life easy, drink a lot and don't listen to crap music.
Eastern European women are one of the most beautiful, sexy women that the Earth has seen.
Last but not least, Eastern Europeans are party people.
A: This girl on that billboard is stunning.
B: Yea, probably she is Eastern European.
A: Wow, see that girl? She's dressed so well.
B: Come on. When I was in high school in Bulgaria all girls dressed that well. No big deal.
A: Hey hey, that guy drank all the vodka that was supposed to be for all of us at the party.
B: Whatever. He's probably Eastern European.
A: Wow, that guy takes life easy. He is not obsessed with work, taxes and drama. Is he Jamaican?
B: I know that guy, he's Eastern European.
A: Hey, it's Friday night. Let's go to the Reading Club meeting.
B: Come on bro, let's go clubbing with out Eastern European friends.
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A small community in Nova Scotia (canada) with a main export of fish and cars via the autoport.....
The people of eastern passage have a reputation of selling and smoking pot , and drinking massive quantities of alcohol. Climate: fog....one climate all the time
hey what are you doing tonight?
oh im chilling down in eastern passage
oh really? so i shouldnt expect to see you at work tomorrow?
oh ill be there...... just dont expect much out of me
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A school where we pretend to be smarter then we are. There arent any fights, teachers are mean, classes suck, & everyone secretly wants to go back to their home school. Kids from other schools think we're stuck up, but the truth is that half of us that go there don't really belong there at all. We have a great sports that no one cares about, & we never go on field trips. We have more school spirit then all of the other schools in the county put together, go mavericks !
Kid 1: where do you go to school?
Kid 2: eastern tech.
Kid 1: asshole.
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When a woman passes out at a party and you masturbate into her ear, but than put yellow mustard in teh shape of a sun on her forehead... When she wakes up she'll be too worried about the mustard on her forehead to even bother thinking that maybe she has splooge in her ear canal
Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"
Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"
A news journal headquartered in India promoting free speech, Human Rights and advocating the rights of the minorities worldwide. Oped, news, editorial articles on politics, religion, Persecution, current events and much more.
Official website: www.easternherald.com
The Eastern Herald promotes freedom of speech.
Like the Catholic Church, but with better beards.
Priest 1- I wish I could grow an awesome beard like that Eastern Orthodox priest
Priest 2- Ya. We still get cooler hats though.
Priest 1- True dat
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Loving , hospitable, peaceful people who work hard and are fun to party with. They have contributed uber much to the fields of medicine,mathematics, music,poetry,architecture, and philanthropy. Their diet is one of the healthiest and most delicious in the world.Come in all different styles, dark haired to blond. Clever and discerning, yet sometimes a bit too hung up on themselves. Yeah , well, they continue to influence the world. Great dancers:)
"You eating tabouli?", "Yeah - from the Middle Eastern Deli"
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