eat the meat off the toilet seat

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger

Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

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I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

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Eat off a naked body

Every friday in the year you get to eat food off of the naked body of your gf/bf or bfs body or sneaky links body

Him:Its friday so lets eat off a naked body
Her:Okay eat off mine

eat it off your face, doop

when u send someone to consume more than clout

“alllrightt.. eat it off your face, doop!”