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While similar to Ubernerd.
An Eber-geek is one who is consumed with their Ethernet connection and the wonderfull world of online gaming. Someone who spends all their time glued to a computer playing games like Dungeons and Dragons and Warcraft, etc... These people also have no lives nor do they ever shut down their computers resulting in sucking up all the bandwith the internet has to offer.
(Mother to 30 year old son)
MOTHER: Honey time to eat
EBER-GEEK: MOM! I'm playing Dungeons and Dragons!
MOTHER: But its time to eat it's your favorite
EBER-GEEK: MOM! I'm playing Dungeons and Dragons! LEAVE ME ALONE
MOTHER: *sigh* god my son is such an Eber-geek...
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A mental disorder afflicting teenage girls, characterized by extreme highs at the sight of Justin Bieber with marked lows or depression upon hearing of his association with Selena Gomez.
Boy: OMG, Justin Bieber is dating Selena Gomez?!
Girl: WAAAAHH! (The Snooki waahh) FML! I need a drink!
Boy: Someone has Bi-eber-Polar Disorder,
Girl: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MEDICAL CONDITION!
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Runs girl; fucking Ho, Bitch, Slot
I need an Ebere to fuck tonight and i give some stipends
Eber is the type of person who works out but you can never see the gains. That dude will buy creatine and take backshots but you will never see results. He gets 0 bitches and his snap score is negative. He has no friends and works out because he is depressed, who hurt you?
A bald black guy: That dude's girlfriend broke up with him, he's gonna be an Eber one day.