edinburgh

It would be a nice place if it wasn't full of fuckin edinbuggers.

I went to edinburgh. It was shite. So I went back to Glasgow

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Edinburgh

Edinburgh is a place full of prostitutes, junkies and poofters that take it up the shite pipe.

See that poof from Edinburgh, he takes it up the shite pipe the fucking bufter!

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edinburgh

The capital of Scotland, UK.

Edinburgh city is really beautiful in sunny days!

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chookie edinburgh

The Duke of Edinburgh

Chookie Edinburgh is an inbred moron!

Edinburgh kiss

Biting off the tongue of your significant other and having a seagull eat it.

A: I just saw a seagull with the biggest tongue ever!
B: Could have been from an Edinburgh kiss.

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Edinburgh Right

The people of Edinburgh aren't exactly the safect drivers. the most common move of city drivers in the burgh involves making a right turn just after the light turns green. if a car is sitting in the right turn lane (where right turn yields on green), the driver will hurry up and turn just as the light turns green, cutting off oncoming traffic.

Edinburgher: The light turned green, I'm gunning it.

Glaswegian: Jesus, I nearly pissed my pants when you did that! What the hell were you thinking!?

Edinburghburgher: Aw, that's nothing. Just your everyday Edinburgh right

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University of Edinburgh

One of the top Univerisites in the UK, best in Scotland, top 5 uk, 11th in Europe, top 50 in world. Also home to many Oxbridge rejects. And lots of private school kids.

Rivals: Glasgow, St.Andrews, Durham, Bristol, Exeter

Famous For: Gordon Brown, Charles Darwin, Medicine, JK Rowling

Infamous for: Sloaneys, Yahs, costly, Posh

Camilla: I think I'll go to the University of Edinburgh to study Art History
Pippa: Great choice dahling, it's Sloane Central!

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