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A man whore, he plays with your feelings and makes you feel like he wants you. When you get close he drops you like a sack of potatoes: WHY WOULD YOU DROP A SACK OF POTATOESSSSSS!?!?!?
He may seem like a very respectable and nice person but as soon as things get intimate he bolts like a coward.
F1 - omg that guy looks nice!!
F2 - yes i will date him xD
Boy - *smiles treats you with respect calls you beautiful*
DAY 2
F1 - how is dat boy
F2 - we were about to kiss but he ran away :(
F1 - damn, he's an egan
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Egan is an ugly short nigga that will be short for the rest of his life and never grow. Egan has fucked up teeth and looks like a rabbit. Don’t ever sleep with Egan because he most likely has aids and and small dick but he is gay so all the males need To watch out. Egan also has
Remember that ugly nigga Egan, the one with a massive gap in his teeth and really short.
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Any person of Irish descent that is incredibly slow in their actions and speech. AS slow as they may be however, they are incredibly witty and make great allies yet terrible foes.
-Note- not to be associated with Eagan, which is nothing special
That dude must be an Egan, everything about his screams it.
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Egotistical metal musician who secretly loves maroon 5 music. They sleep 16-18 hours per day and wake only to eat hot dogs with barbecue sauce. Spends the rest of the day watching the history channel and trutv while drinking vodka and cheap beer (preferably boxer beer). They can play guitar hero for hours on end. Aspires to work at Menards for the rest of their life. Prefers women who had tails at birth. Big tits a must. Cleveland steamers also happily expected. During Lent expects four fish sandwiches from McDonalds daily. Perfect woman must have at some time worked on CNN. Has strict curfew when at the bars of midnight. Will reminisce about that one catch in high school football for hours. Worst flag football quarterback ever. 17 tds, 84 interceptions. Ran out of bounds backwards. Perfect date involves avoiding dragon food, skoal, seeing a Steven Seagal classic, and jerking off to Ac/dc.
Jeff: Bro where were you all day?
Todd: Well i woke up, ate some hot dogs, went to holiday, and just got back from the goo goo dolls concert. Pretty full day.
Jeff: You're such a fucking eganator.
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a word for a person returning to monke
gotcha 3 EGAN you stipid monkey
A situation where you are not understanding your surroundings and are generally confused by everyday things.
I awoke from my coma to find I had a Niamh Egan. I had to be told where I was because of the said Niamh Egan Moment.
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