An omnipotent being, inconceivable and infinitely impossible to understand. It is a representation for the entire universe, and is thus unable to be understood by the human race.
You have been subjected to the infinite excruciating anguish and tormentation by the being known as eggbert.
an egg, usually refereed to cooked eggs, such ad boiled, scrambled or poached.
Naomi: no Eggbert for you! I'm eating the last one
A name given to a woman who gets fat immediately after marriage.
It's great that you found a partner, but the reality is that she seems like a lightweight eggbert.