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when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme shits
Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.
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A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.
Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.
Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.
Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.
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when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.
He gave her the best eggs benedict ever!
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when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.
Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.
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Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.
"Dude, this chick was giving me dome and I forgot to warn her. Eggs Benedict EVERYWHERE!"
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A nice pair of tits seen at breakfast time. The term was popularized in Joe Walsh's 1983 song "I.L.B.T.'s (I Love Big Tits)."
I like tits for breakfast... eggs Benedict tits!
An Actor popular for his roles in TV shows and films, like Sherlock and Dr. Strange
Bob: "Man, Dr. Strange was such a great movie!"
Jamal: "Idk Eggs Benedict is sort of odd imo"
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