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The phrase to banish a strong thot with the power of Lord Farquaad and the Thot Patrol, because the thots have been evolving....
Thot Patroller: NO! My Begone Thoticus Maximus you're omega gay isn't working! I have to resort to one thing.... E GONE THOT!
Thot: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Thot was vaporized, then vaporized again until completely obliterated and sent to HEll
When you stuff a chick's vagina full of marshmallows, then you and a buddy bang her in the same mallow filled hole and cum at the exact same time (crossing the streams) resulting in your dick being covered in a sticky, marshmallowy mess when you pull out. And if that isn't awesome enough, I'm pretty sure you get to nail Sigourney Weaver afterwards!
"We were camping and my ladyfriend got sick of toasting the marshmallows so she asked if I could give her an Egon Special"
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It's just a regular Egon. Egon is always dirty.
"Damn, that's a dirty Egon."
"So, just Egon?"
"Exactly."
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Egon Smurf is something you scream after you comepletly fucked someone in the ass.
"Oh, ouch, that hurts"
"You got fucking Egon Smurf!"
An Egon Clone is somebody who looks like Egon, and acts like Egon. They can be in any gender.
A group of Egon Clones kicked my ass and took my lunch money.
Egon (E- gon)- A name for someone who disappears a lot.
“Oh where the fucks Darren gone now?!”
“What, Egon!”
“Yeah! Where the fucks Egon?”