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A uprising religion among the Billie Eilish fandom (The Avocados/ The Eyelashes/Eilish Army)
They worship Billie as their queen and have found peace and comfort in her love for her fans and melodic tunes.
I have completely converted to Eilishism.
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her homeland is golflinks and boy, she is proud. will be found with:
1. a mirror
2. foundation
3. a cigarette or bifta
4. a black man
person 1: yea i jus went down golflinks n saw that sexy eilish. dyou reckon she'd giv me head
person 2: yea, probly
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Eilish Syndrome (AKA Attention-Deficient Egocentrism Disorder) is a debilitating birth defect which substantially damages brain development of the tweenage females. Patients develop a compulsive need for attention and sympathy from everyone within range of possible contact. Often this is to compensate for crippling low self-worth and low popularity status in social circles. The name refers to the rates of this disorder among spoiled tweenage Billie Eilish fans. This disorder is extremely difficult to treat as it can be indistinguishable from other illnesses such as Down Syndrome, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Attention Whorism, and being a manipulative asshole
Symptoms remain dormant until around the age of 11 or 12 when the female is expected to begin undergoing pubertal changes and experiences prolonged exposure to internet faggotry. Patients are measured to be within the 50-70 IQ range, and are estimated to be comparatively intelligent to a lobotomized toddler.
Permanent treatment for Eilish Syndrome can be done through lobotomy or euthanasia. Treatment to alleviate symptoms can be applied with aggressive smacking of the face. The American Psychological Association recommends the dorsal (back) side of the hand to make contact with the face during treatment (also known as the "Bitch Slap"). Other treatments include kicking down flights of stairs, tossing from third storey balconies, and extensive roasting sessions.
Alicia's snapchat story: YO FAM, ISTG I'M SO DONE WITH PEOPLE NOBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME. I'M DELETING ALL SOCIAL MEDIA Y'ALL ARE BARE SNAKES, IF YOU SB YOU'RE GETTING BLOCKED, I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS DEPRESSION.
Greg(reacting): uh what happened, is she okay?
Bobert(also reacting): nah, she'll be fine in 15 minutes, it's just Eilish Syndrome
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her name is Billie EILISH like eye lish/i lish, NOT ELLISH. get it right next time
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A young talented girl (singer/songwriter). she's slandered for being a famous teenager for openly speaking up about youth mental health. Billie is often misunderstood by many, thinking her only emotions are sadness and "glorifying mental health" in her songs. Some of her fans are 12 year old girls/boys pretending to be depressed and use Billie's songs to somehow "prove" they're depressed (when they're actually not and most likely don't even understand her songs like those white girls happily dancing to songs about gang stuff and drugs on tiktok). People make shit up like she thinks she's "nOt LikE OtHER girLs" because of her oversized clothes but she's made it clear that it's because of personal insecurities and call her untalented while they go n listen to some NBA young boy and marshmallow type shit.
Person: *listens to one fucking Billie Eilish song*
A dumbass self absorbed cunt: EW are you like fake depressed or something?
Person: No?
A dumbass self absorbed cunt: Well then why are you listening to Billie Eli?
Person: Why not? I just think it's catchy it's not that deep man..
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Billie Eilish is a 16 year old music artist. Born and raised in Los Angeles, She makes music with her brother/best friend Finneas O’conell. They are on tour and have a ep called “don’t smile at me”. Billie Eilish does not have a tune she wants to be everything she can be.
*you should see me in a crown playing*
Friend: who’s that? Sounds dope!
Me: Billie Eilish, she’s amazing.
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Billie Eilish is her name not Ellish or Eyelash if you say it wrong her spiders from her ‘you should see me in a crown’ video will come for you. She’s a sexy mofo who i am gay for.
I love Billie Eilish so much i wish she was gay
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