gorgeous hott sexy mofo hehehe lol
sweet perverted lil taco
look at the ej across dastreet YUMMY
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Heβs really heem nobody can fuck wit bro heβs fly , gets money, heβs the full package n allat
Damnn look at Ej man so inspirational heβs really heem
To unplug from the Web to allow yourself some creative space. An abbreviation of the term "Elton Johning".
Once a week I make a point of EJing, turning off my computer for a day to get some creative work done.
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If you ever meet someone in the world you are the luckiest person to exist people named ej are the best people ever and make the best bestie ever they are also very loyal and will never leave you for anyone <3
people named ej are the best bestie to ever exist and that's a fact!!
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Ear Job, when a girl gets stuffed in her ear.
Dude A: duuuuuude, guess what?
Dude B: what??
Dude A: She gave me an EJ!!
Dude B: No wayyyyyyy Duuuuuuuude! you're so lucky.
Dude A: Yeah duuuuuude! She was gonna give me a BJ but im like no way..i hella want a EJ..and she's like whatever and then i hella fucked up her eardrum.
Dude B: duuuuuude that's so awesome.
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An funny and loyal boy gets all the hoes he isnt cool with many people and he will be famous one day
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A black man of considerable stature.
Calls most people he doesn't know "You're an idiot". He is usually quite calm, but piss him off, and he WILL he eat you! He is also one of the very few black men in robotics. He is also one of the very few NASA contractors daring enough to wear a flight jacket AND a doorag
*ground shakes*
Joman Chu: What IS that? (In a rantful whine)
Matt Yu: Oh, its just ej with his pimped out robotics cart.
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