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A driving maneuver in which an individual of class and taste accelerates through a left turn by reaching through the driver's-side window, grasping a conveniently located streetlight pole, and swinging herself (and car) 720° around said pole, thereby launching her car forward at a briefly supersonic speed.
"Holy shit, did you hear the sonic boom when that individual of class and taste pulled that sick El Chapo Slingshot?"
a dumbass cunt who always fucks up the deal.
Hey you're being el chapo cousin
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A El Chapo jr is very rare something you will be blessed to come upon. He likes to play basketball and has no chill, fuck with him and he doesn't care. His grades suck ass tho but he getting them up you should appreciate El Chapo jr he could be a true friend if you are too.
Wow it's a real El Chapo jr!!!!!
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Inspired by the ancient tradition of gerbiling (the stuffing of a small rodent into a rectum) this is by far the most titillating thing one might be able to say in order to test the water for deep penetrative exploration and/or root out your local zoophilist community. This is by far the most perfect name for your pet gerbil (or other small creature) that helps to keep things spicy down in the tunnels of love.
"Unleash El Chapo, so that way he can clear the way for the pipe I will be laying later."
"If you start acting up we are going to have to rename your pet rat, and call him El Chapo, for all the tunneling he's gonna be doing!"
Don't forget El Chapo's treats or he won't want to stop the play session."