Fashion souls, but on Elden Ring.
Damn did you see what he was wearing? His Elden Bling is looking amazing!
I doubt you could even imagine it. Another joke by George R.R Martin (and this time FromSoftware). Something that does not exist, and never will exist. It's subreddit has gone completely hollow, mindless fiends who have replayed Dark Souls 150 times since the Elden RIng trailer and make memes about going hollow all day, everyday
Guy: Hey, have you heard? they are finally releasing Elden Ring!
Subreddit Hollow: *incomprehensible noises*
Guy: 2053!
Subreddit Hollow: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The greatest use of your time
Friend 1: have you seen Greg?
Friend 2: No, he said he got some new game called Elden Ring, I havenβt seen him all week
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A game being developed by From Software that doesn't exist and will never come out.
OHHHHH ELDEN RING OHHHHH ;((((((((((((
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His middle name is Elden. Thats all that matters.
Any random person: Hey whats his name?
Kalani: Its Cole ELDEN.
Oh, I doubt you could even imagine it..... The game that caused a entire fan base to go hollow. The Elden Ring! A game that is so good that it has a dedicated cult to it before release, with its own lore, which rivals the real game itself. Trust me, I am The Holy Miyazaki!
Guy one- Hey, have you beaten Glaive Master Hodir yet?
Guy two- Who?
Guy one- You couldnβt imagine it... I mean the first boss of Elden Ring, that game that made millions hollow.
Guy two- No, I havenβt played, did you?
Guy one- Nobody has to my knowle____
VaatiVidya- Move peasants, I beat him with the power of LORE!!! Bow down to me, fear me weaklings, for I am the only one to ever survive the thousands of stages of Glaive Master Hodir!!!!!
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