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The sexual act in which the woman is on the bed in doggy style position and the man rubs his feet across a carpeted floor to "energize his eel" with static electricity and shocks the woman in the pussy or ass before insertion.
(this works best in dry climates)
I was about to put a dent in Mary's ass but I gave her The Electric Eel and she jump right out the bed!
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Givin a chick an underwater zap, where the bitch gets a swirly and the shocker at the same time.
Gwendolyn was pretty freaky, but wasn't down when I gave her the electric eel.
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The act of rubbing your socks on carpet and then touching your penis on another persons nose in order to give a stactic shock on the nose of the other person.
"Dude take a picture. I'm about to electric eel this guy passed out on the couch."
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A f*cking great punk band from Cleveland, OH, also home of Pere Ubu, the Dead Boys, and hell, Devo was nearby too. These guys predate the Ramones by at least two years. With such great hits as "You're Full of Sh*t," ranging to songs like "Bunnies" there's something there for everyone! (re: "everyone" consists of everyone from punks to people who dig stuff like Lightning Bolt.)
The Electric eels fucking rock! Go buy "The Eyeball of Hell"
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When a chic urinates on ur penis and you then pee in a toaster avoiding electrocution.
"Dude, a chic i once knew pissed all over my johnson so i pissed in her toaster because we were in the bathroom and she likes to keep a toaster handy so she can eat and shit. Cut a long story short i avoided electrocution and this then became a game i passed on to my son and told him it was the 'golden electric eel' game"
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The WSEE occurs when you are shot with a taser in the ass whilst banging your Police Officer Neighbor's under aged daughter. The taser sends an electric current through your body, CNS, and to your brain. This effectively triggers a reflex response in your rectum. The electric current also acts as a stimulating/relaxing signal to your HN3/HL5 voluntary/involuntary muscle control nodes. The detrusor muscle is relaxed, forcing urination. While all of this cool shit is happening, you're having the most invigorating, most electrifying (seriously) sex you'll ever have. You pull a trice pack (Named for Kevin 'Trice Packen' Bredon) and simultaneously bust, shit and piss.
Ginger(1): Hey bro, have you seen our neighbor? She's fucking hot!
Ginger(2): yeah dude, was bangin her silly and her pig dad walked in and tases me. I shit, pissed and busted up in her vaghole all at the same time. It was like ice fishing.... fucking exhilarating. Man i pulled a West Sac Electric Eel on her. A ma'fuckin' WSEE
Ginger(1): Do you smell bacon?
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During sex, at the moment of orgasm, a ginger shocks himself with a defibrillator, causing the electric current to travel through his penis to stimulate his partner. This is only safe when performed by a ginger, particularly one who has perfected the art of Monster Sex.
Serious burns and/or death may result, but trust us, it's worth the risk.
ginger electric eel monster sex
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