Another Elf On The Shelf

Ordinary; Sameness. A woman who is the same. Another word for thot.

"Hey look at that sexy bitch."
"She's just Another Elf On The Shelf."

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elf on da shelf

when your too GODDAMNED lazy to type the to get normie elf on the shelf memes

normie 1: "Imma search up some memes."
normie 2: get some a dos elf on da shelf memes

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Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule

-If a christmas tree is put up the elf get extra power and more magic.
-If it has been touched than the power rehabilitates and it can have an acception of moving again.
-the tree must be decorated only past 9 and have at least one child under the age of 12 to work.
-Santa will then give back the powers of the Elf and make it stronger than before.

- Don't touch!
-Put up tree
-More power
#Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule

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elf on shelf

getting a blow job while sitting on a higher position (table ) or bureau and girl get her head same height

I sat on the mantle, like an elf on shelf while my girl gave me a blow job standing up

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you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.

Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever

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