Literally hottest bitch I know. So hot bees love her and so do the birds. Likely to dye her hair pink, cry in public, and make a joke no one gets. Skinny dips once in a hot tub and counts that (but does it really?). Down for sexual experiences but also could be a nun one day. Has a doomsday bunker and is vegan. Artistic is a must.
Friend: have you have your ass eaten?
Elija: maybe once?
erectile dysfunction disorder but only applying to filipino men
I was making out with three filipino men the other day, but elija occured and everything was ruined.
A God amongst men. By far the best hooper west side.
Elijas please save pussy for the rest of us!
Elija McBride
A boy who was born to a German born/American citizen, from South Carolina,
A boy who is incompetent to the tru facts of life.
A boy who pretend he something he's not.
Elija McBride
If you don't stop acting ignorant like you Elija McBride
Someone who is attracted to elija-reye.
Elija-ReyeSexual: Someone attracted to people named Elija-Reye.