Elijah Woods

The guy who plays Frodo in the LOTR movies. He might as well change his is name to Frodo, because that's all anyone is ever going to call him.

Bob: "I watched Flipper last night!"
Joe: "Isn't Frodo in that?"

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Elijah Wood

A magically gifted, yet disappointingly short penis, which, when burdened with the one cock-ring of power, handed down from the bearer's sketchy uncle, Dildo Faggins, turns invisible.

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