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An american actor who is most known for his role as Frodo in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. He has made appearances in films since (Sin City & Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
He is inexplicably forgotten by the general public, despite his hairy-footed constipated acting in LOTR.
"Dude! Have you seen the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? Elijah Wood almost looks human!"
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A magically gifted, yet disappointingly short penis, which, when burdened with the one cock-ring of power, handed down from the bearer's sketchy uncle, Dildo Faggins, turns invisible.
Looks like you're not the only one with Elijah Wood!
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