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Queen Elizabeth II is a vampire!
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An immortal that has been here ever since Earth was created. Little do we know that she was created by Elon Musk as a diversion so Elon Musk could get away with creating Mark Zuckerberg, Grimes, and X Æ A-12. Queen Elizabeth took form of a young girl and every year she has to go through underground tunnels to get a new skin suit from her creator, Elon Musk. Also some random British child thinks she's hot...
"Queen Elizabeth II my beloved how do you stay so youthful?"
"*speaks in British*"
":0"
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A mega hot immortal gilf ruling England under her dominatrix latex boot
Queen Elizabeth II is a bad ting still, now philips smoked maybe I can get her digits, god save the gilf!
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Welp, she's dead. I guess she's not immortal anymore, folks.
DEE LODD QUEEN ELIZABETH II IS DED?!
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SOMEONE LITERALLY ASKED EXPLAIN HER DEATH IN FORTNITE TERMS AND SOMEONE ELSE SAID "SHE GOT KNOCKED IN STORM AND HER SQUAD COULDNT GET HER REBOOT CARD ON TIME" BYE 😭😭😭😭
"💀 its me queen elizabeth ii"
"💀 is the queen emoji"
"trisha paytas baby is the queen reincarnated to take over the world and become immortal"
"Dianna getting her revenge in heaven be like:"
"Prince charles, what do you think of your moms death?" "TASTES LIKE PROMOTION TO ME"
"Move over lizzy, time to make room for our new queen ariana grande"
"The queen just ran out of totems of undying"
"Awh queen lizzy died, oooh new iphone heck yea"
"Is that a chickennnn????? No its queen elizabeth"
"Phillip waiting for lizzy be like:"
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is abouta take the L
yo, is queen elizabeth II okay?
nahh she took the L jan 5.
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