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A master tradesman and/or explorer. Used to define someone of great importance.
Many people consider him to be an eloi
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Human descendants forn the book THE TIME MACHINE. Eloi are retarded, weak, androgynous homos who get get their asses kicked by MORLOCKS, another human descendant.
Eloi are what H.G. Wells thinks humans will degenerate into.
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Most commonly the nicest kindest girl in their friend group. She is always impeccable at sports and most things she does. She normally has the biggest smile and the happiest laugh. A lot of their last names begin with an M. They have the best healthiest hair too!!!
Guy 1: Oh wow look at that chick, what’s her name?
Guy 2: Elois
Guys 1: well not a surprise her names Elois
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The last words of christ, said just before he died. Can be said by others when they feel they have been let down. Translation to English is
"My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?"
"And when the sixth hour had come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour. And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" which means, "My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?" ... And Jesus uttered a loud cry, and breathed His last. And the curtain of the Temple see Temples was torn in two, from top to bottom. And when the centurion, who stood facing Him, saw that He thus breathed His last, he said, "Truly this man was the Son of God!" (Mark 15:33-34,37-39 RSV)
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A beautiful looking person (regardless of gender) who lives their life never having to lift a finger, yet has a worry free, care free life. They don't work, yet they live off the work of others who they don't respect or appreciate those who do everything for them.
Named for the idea that many little girls have of growing up to become "A Disney Princess", plus the story The Time Machine by H.G. Wells where the Eloi didn't work for anything, yet got to enjoy all the pleasures life had to offer.
"Man, my girlfriend Bonnie is such a Princess Eloi."
"What do you mean?"
"We've lived together for over a year now, and everyday I come he from work and ask her about her day, and every day she tells me that she watched movies all day."
"Hey, at least she's doing the house work, right?"
"Wrong dude. I do the house work around here."
"But at least you get sex out of it."
"Yeah...about once a month."
"Ouch. You really need to break up with that Princess Eloi and find someone who is willing to support and respect you."