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enjoys licking penises
Someone who is always looking to lick penises and often licks up to 50 penises a day
He is an elp, he's already on his knees and its not even noon.
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Erection Lasting Problem
Refers to men who have a difficult time getting or keeping an erection. This problem can pertain both to elderly men but also young adolescence who have not gone through puberty properly and therefore there penis cannot pump enough blood to get their penis erect.
This man can't make love to his wife because he has ELP.
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elp: noun. a woman or man (usually women) who acts like an Entitled Little Pig... E.L.P. elps are usually very very stuck up, lousy in bed but think they're amazing in every way and expect people to treat them wonderful even when they're rude and ignorant
that bitch is such an elp. i wouldn't fuck her unless shes unconscious, thats how much her personality sucks