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Sir Elton Hercules John (Noun)
Legendary 20th Century recording artist. Known for his talents as a pianist and vocalist, flamboyancy (Large, colorful glasses and right earring), and hits such as "Tiny Dancer", "Levon", and "Your Song". Wrote songs primarily in the 70's and 80's with songwriter and longtime companion Bernie Taupin. Usually acompanied onstage with original guitarist Davy Johnston and drummer Nigel Olsson, and a Yamaha CFIIIS Concert Grand Piano. Often compared to Billy Joel, but far superior.
"Dude why arent you going to the Green Day Concert tonight"
"Because im going to the Elton John Concert"
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A very talented musician. Incredibly funny. A very important presnce in today's music. Been around since 1970 AND IS STILL HERE!
Elton John is a fantastic piano diva
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An act which is performed after sex. When a man cums on their partner's face, and then, before it's cleaned off, surprises them by tossing a handful of glitter on them.
I totally Elton Johned my girlfriend in bed last night.
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elton john is One of the best musicians ever to grace the world. once straight now homo, but that does not matter when you produse music like his. others hate him because he is 1. gay 2. soft. 3. amazing
Goth. elton john sucks
Me (with gun). no you suck, fuck the dark lord (shoots gun into goth's stomach)
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It’s the gay version of pulling off a "rock star" move. Being so fabulous, and over the top gay with something, that it just works and you get away with it. Anyone can have a Bedazzler, but is it gold plated?
Gay Tim 1. “I didn't think you could pull off that rhinestone jacket with that tiara"
Gay Tim 2 " Yah I totally Elton Johned that jacket and the doorman let me in to the club for free"
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A man sits down on a couch, bed, counter, etc. and the girl rides him in reverse-cowgirl with his cock in her ass. The man proceeds to bend her over and play the piano on her back, while singing/yelling one of Sir Elton John's greatest hits.
A: Dude, what were you doing last night, I heard you singing and her moaning.
B: Bro, I gave her the elton john
A: That explains why I heard you yelling rocket man!
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