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A weird long hair that grows seemingly overnight from your arm, back, or other unexpected part of the body.
I just pulled a 4 inch elven hair from my shoulder. That totally wasn’t there yesterday.
Wow, he is such an Elven King, he can go die in a hole.
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1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.
2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.
1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.
2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?
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Bruno gave her an elven wedding night because they didn't want to hurt the puppies.
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Stephie had an elven wedding night because she didn't want to hurt the puppies.
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Being squished between GentleGF's and GentleBF's breasts during her live stream, whether it be on Twitch or other live streaming platform.
The chat was pressed into The Elven Panini when we reached 200 subs on a single Twitch stream!