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Toe sucking hoes. Simple as that
If you have a toe fetish you will love elves
A species of humanoid who are alive to serve Homo sapiens on Christmas. They are often overworked as they have to make all the toys for every single child for christmas
Elves are practically our slaves as they make us toys without them getting anything in return
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a short girl with a deepish voice (hense elv) but she is usually gorgeous, and funny and loved by all
elv also can stand for somebodys initials eg. Emily Louise Villa
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A royal elf that has not been accepted by its kingdom as a true elf.
Yo that’s not an elf his family hates him that’s a elve.
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midget Elvis Presley impersonators.
mini, or miniature Elvis impersonators.
Check out those elves' sideburns.
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The reason I came up with myself to explain to my children how corn, although fully chewed, still comes back out whole during a bowel movement.
Based off of the story of the poor cobbler and his wife who could not afford to make shoes to sell so that they could buy food (but were rescued by elves in the night who made the shoes for them to sell), Butt Elves work the same way, living inside your butt and stitching the corn back together. This explains the strange phenomena that most parents just can't explain to their youngsters.
"Daddy - why does my corn come back out whole in my poop when I chewed it up?"
"Well, sweetie, the butt elves must have been working overtime again!"
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The hyper-spacial entities that inhabit the DMT realm. Seemingly sentient, cheerful, mischievous little beings who love to play and show you their wonderful psychedelic alien machinery. The existence of the machine elves was popularised in the psychedelic community by the teachings of the great lord Terence McKenna (RIP).
Meeting the machine elves is generally regarded as the textbook 'breakthrough' DMT experience. The result of finally getting enough of the elf spice in your system in time.
"I exhaled the smoke and laid back with my eyes closed. Moments later I was in this large room made up completely of fractal patterns, and the machine elves were all around me! Finally I broke through."
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