EMB

the act of eating one's butthole...tossing one's salad...

shut up you hhhhwang, you can EMB

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EMB

Emergency Medical Blowjob.
Jared Harmon couldn't get his EMS license, so he went to college (the library) and learned how to give EMB's, Emergency Medical Blowjobs.

John: Man my girlfriend has to work tonight.

Max: Just call Jared, he will administrate a cure for your heartache with an Emergency Medical Blowjob!

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embed

A journalist embeded (ie: deployed with) coalition forces during Operation Iraqi Freedom.

I just saw a hideous story from a british embed.

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EMBE

A really really really hot guy that is in ffa

see that guy over there? yeah. well thats embe

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nice embed

A phrase commonly used when one fails to get their posted image/gif/link embedded, most commonly on Discord.

"image address"
"Nice embed dumbass"

Epic Embed Fail

When a user post's a gif but it just so happens they dont have embed perms (The ability to post an embedded link)

"Yo ima post a gif in general its gonna be really funny"
"Crap wait it didn't work"
Somebody in chat: "HAHA Epic Embed Fail!"

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Epic embed fail

When you post a gif, mainly on discord, and it fails to embed, therefore showing up only as a link.

person 1: "look at this funny gif"
*posts gif and it only shows up as a link*
person 2: Epic embed fail lmao

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