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A literal fucking Chad
Also has an absolutely HUGE penis.
Dude... my friend has such a huge penis... yeah his names Emmett... how do you know that?
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The name Emmett is a boy's name of Hebrew, German, English origin meaning "universal". ... Emmett originated in England as a masculine diminutive of the German Emma; the Hebrew characters pronounced eh-MEHT mean truth, so that might be considered another definition. Emmet is another, less popular spelling.
Emmett is a good boy .
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Emmett is the classic car guy. He drives his cars just as good as he rides his girls. Although Emmett seems like he's a playboy, he only has one girl that he truly loves and dreams of. If you know an Emmett around you, don't lose him. He can be a scary person if you make him upset but he's still a little jelly. Emmett can either be a really careless person to you or a really caring person to you. If you find him as the caring person, then that means you could be that one girl he truly loves.
Girl: I want a guy who can drive me around
Boy: Oh, you mean Emmett?
Girl: No, isn't he just obsessed with his car?
Boy: Yeah but he will drive you just as good!
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Emmett is the type of guy that will be there for you always. However, if you play emotional games he’s out. Very honest and can open your mind to unlimited possibilities. A dreamer by heart, with the capabilities of making them come into fruition. Shy’ but funny once you get to know him. Spontaneous, adventurous, and fearless. Romantic as a partner’ due to his keen sense in listening. Highly sexual’ but doesn’t know how to cross the threshold of asking women out. Intelligent, witty, and enterprising. No nonsense’ come correct or do not approach. When you find one friend or lover, hold unto them.
Ben: “He still hasn’t gotten laid, with those looks.”
Tim: “ No, he’s an Emmett. Old fashioned gentleman”
Ben: “ohhhhh”
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Emmett is probably the hottest man to ever walk this earth. He has an absolutely GIGANTIC penis. Probably the biggest on the planet but that’s unconfirmed.
Bro have you seen Emmett’s penis? That thing is HUGE!
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The type of guy who falls asleep whilst on the toilet and goes home covered in Jam.
Hey, did you see emmett last night?" "Yeah, I had to take a leak in the sink, so i covered him in Jam
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Emmett is a fat shit on the ground that lurks in the area of your school
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