An abbreviated version of 'totally emotional' that's just about acceptable when texting, but if used in polite conversation, the perpetrator should be given a ruddy good dressing down. Only an absolute bell piece would do it, so don't go easy on them.
It's also a popular card game that involves the pulling of emoji faces by one player while the other players try to guess what the hell face they're pulling.
Jack's dog got run over by a truck full of dildos and he's feeling totes emosh about it.
Layla could not pull off the angry face when she played 'totes emosh' with her Nan.
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Used when someone/something is very emotional (totally emotional). For example, on X Factor, the group 'Two Shoes' had the chance of being voted back into the live shows and described the situation as being 'Totes Emosh'.
'It's just totes emosh'
'I'm just totes emosh at the moment'
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the reply to a friend saying something emotional.
OR
sarcastically used when someone isn't saying anything particularly emotional at all just to make fun and for lols.
bare = really, extremely
emosh = emotional
-'there's no more mars bars'
-'bare emosh'
-'i need the toilet'
-'bare emosh'
-'i'm tired'
-'bare emosh'
-'your mum'
-'bare emosh'
When the two people, known as Josh and Emma are shipped by their friends. Josh tries to deny it but no one believes him
IF "emotional damage" is a bad word at school then, when you say half of "emotional" all the people will stare at you.
Me: "emosh- "
Monitor: " I will tell dicipline teacher."
Me: "I will tell principal."
Monitor: *gasps*