employment fellatio

The ability for a really poor employee to keep theirjob by performing oral sex on their boss at regular intervals.

Melissa is always late, her works sucks, she's dumber than shit and the other workers find her annoying as hell. But, she has been able to keep her job by performing a lot of employment fellatio.

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Employment Officer

A person who is appointed by the Job Centre, to fail you in nearly every aspect of life.

'Hello i'm Sam; i'm your Employment Officer'
'My your stuby fingers look like sausages'

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Employment HIV

or E-HIV. To slowly wilt away at an undesirable place of employment until expiration.

I hate my job, it's so boring I've contracted Employment HIV.

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pre-employment

The time period between the end of one job and the conceivable beginning of another. Formerly known as unemployment.

After Sam left his job, he made sure to live it up during his newfound pre-employment period by buying a one-way ticket to Thailand.

Greyjoy Employer

Institution that never hires interns or entry-level staff.

They do not sow the career fields, they only pillage workers who jump ship from other companies that will hire or train people new to the field.

Why are you even applying at that crappy Greyjoy employer? You haven't got a chance unless you come with 10 years' experience and a spreadsheet full of clients.

Forced employment

It’s like kidnapping but you get paid

Person 1: I’m gonna keep that guy in my basement and work for me

Person 2: isn’t that kidnapping??

Person 1: they will be getting paid

Person 2: that’s still kidnapping

Person 1: I don’t like that word.. I prefer the phrase forced employment

HAND EMPLOYMENT

To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP

Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!

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